Now that we're grown up and don't watch Jim Henson's Muppet Show anymore, the only thing better than Gonzo is finding out that Gonzo is really a woman and has perfected the art of tassel twirling. The Monday Night Tease! Muppet (of Burlesque) Show returned to 3 of Clubs on Nov. 16 featuring strip-tease performances by Miss Piggy, Beaker, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Swedish Chef, Rizzo and more.