Note from the author:Trump's Hot Bot is a graphic satire novel I wrote that explores the intersection of technology and our current political situation through fiction. What if bots ? internet robots ? are the first step in Artificial Intelligence controlling humanity? That would explain a lot about our current president. That's how the idea started and that sets up the first chapter of the book presented here. Enjoy.I'd love your feedback on the book as I aim to publish it later this year. So please email me at: trumpshotbot@gmail.comSTARTING AT THE END: OUR STORY'S CONCLUSION
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The five major causes of mass extinction:
- Habitat Loss
- Overconsumption
- Pollution
- Population growth
- Introduction of a New Species
We Bots are The New Species
CHAPTER ONE: PETRA THE HOT BLOND
My name is Petra the Hot Blond. I first was tasked to hang out with Donny way before Obama was elected President, and my assignment was to create a monster. BTW, we call him Donny? because that is what his dad, Fred, called him.
As a Hot Blond, I have it all. Long honey-blond hair, wide cobalt-blue eyes, ample tits, endless legs, a tiny waist, and that kind of face you want to fall into. Plus, I know all the ways to captivate weak men like Donny. Praise them a lot; that is what they want: the praise Mommy and Daddy never gave them.
And of course, really nasty sex.
As a sex partner, Donny was lousy: wanted a quick fuck or blowjob. And his penis was laughable (Source: Stormy Daniels interview on Jimmy Kimmel TV show, 10-2-18): short, skinny, a tiny toadstool.
Besides, he cared nothing for my pleasure, not that it mattered. I am a bot. I only pretend to have feelings.
To Be Continued ...
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