It was only a matter of time.

Yes, the USC nude sex photo scandal now has its own Taiwanese animation treatment, a la Tiger Woods' Escalade crash.

Unfortunately, we don't get to see too many details -- certainly not enough to measure anything or check for any Brazilian beauty secrets. No, but it's still a fascinating train wreck of on-campus exposure anyway:

We love how the dude's wearing a Trojan helmet and gets high-fived by his bros before being kicked to the curb by his fraternity.

All true -- well, at least the kicked-to-the-curb part.

This wonderful recreation came to the world courtesy of Next Media Animation.

[Spotted at LAist].